Hello blazers
NFKRZ here.
How are you guys doing today, welcome to a brand new video. In today's video, guys, we'll be talking about something pretty interesting.
Basically you guys might have noticed I've made a couple of videos on people such as Durv and Ruby Rube in the past, who are
basically little kids who make videos such as, uh
Uh, don't call the fuckin
Peppa Pig at 3 AM or whatever the fuck. "Do not watch what your parents are doing at 3 AM" or some shit like that.
So you know, generally there are pretty bad, uh, 3 AM challenges that were made by kids
But today guys I have found the channel. Which is literally a grown man
[Leafy Impression]
A grown man who does the exact same shit at the age of like, 30.
He does the same shit, he does 3 AM challenges, he calls up fucking Boss Baby on the phone or facetime
It's-It's LITERALLY surreal okay. Oh and he also gets like, possessed by the devil or some shit quite a lot like our boy
Lam Steward [Someone help me with spelling fuck]. Meet the next YouTube sensation, the next big Youtuber God™
ImJayStation. This guy has over nine hundred thousand subscribers
And he has been getting kind of viral recently and, uh, due to videos such as this, as you guys can see
There's not- pro-probably basically not a single video on his channel that does not have 3 AM Challenge in the thumbnail.
I mean, guys,
I'm just looking at this shit and
You'll see what I mean here, because this guy is LITERALLY the grown up version of Durv, like a 30 year old version of Durv
I mean, check this out: (SIRI POSSESSED) DO NOT TALK TO SIRI AT 3 AM; CALLING THE DEVIL; CALLING 666 AT 3 AM...
And this video in particular really really fucking intrigued me
Parentheses: (ACTUALLY WORKED) CALLING JESUS ON FACETIME AT 3 AM
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CALL 1-888-888 (a bunch of 8s really).
I mean, guys, this- this nigga right here
He's going next level okay. Fuck Durv, fuck that bitch ass, the-the only thing he calls is
His mama lol. The only thing he calls is like, the fuckin Boss Baby, Spongebob Squarepants, fuck outta here with that shit okay.
Okay, this this guy right here. He's glowed up
He's straight up calling
Fucking Jesus, like this guy's for heard that jesus is his nigga if you want to reach those kids in the street
Then you got to do rap to a hip-hop beat
(cant understand shit bc of his awful singing)
(lol)
So all sevens.... NO WAYYYY IT IS JESUS
It's been like eeeeh three seconds into the video
We already saw Jesus himself guys.. and you religious people out there however wanted to see Jesus in person.. there he is 0.o
I thought he was gonna call and he's gonna see bones or something to be fair cuz that nigga he-he is JESUS
We just got back from wearing this really haunted mask this mask
Guys this one is super haunted it made a big gout in my friggin forehead guys
I got this bandage wrapped right around my head right now. I go hook me up bleeding crazy, bro
Why the hell does this guy look like the great value version of Roman (atwood? lol cant spell)
I mean am i the only one who sees it? guys at this point im SUPER desperate the spirits are attacking me
I'm going to take your guys advice and call up Jesus right now guys like we need his help
We're going to ask them if you can get rid of all the demons
I feel like I'm going to die soon guys same thing my nigga same thing
I feel like I'm going to die of cancer that I contracted by watching this video
I'm gonna take your guys advice and call up, Jesus right now guys
;-;
What the fuck, I really cannot believe that this is what Youtube came to in 2017. I will call up by Nigga Jesus
Jesus-jesus christ my nigga Hit me up fam. I need to remove some spirits form my shit dude
dude, Can I get a SPIRITLESS pizza with a two Liter o'holy water? Thank you, you got spirits in your shit then? motherfucker
I need it S P R I T L E S S ,Jesus Christ hook me up nigga Okay Thanks... Hey, I don't think Jesus would have a face guys
I'm hoping he has a face time because we just need to get all these spirits out of our life guys were in danger (what?)
The fuck is this what the fuck is this I mean
I'm not really religious guys to be fair as the kids when I was born I was baptized to be an orthodox Christian however
I don't really care about that stuff, but I mean still guys
I would love to just have Jesus Christ as number on my phone. You know
I just caught me you be like yeah, my nigga
Hit me up with some bitches, and some coke you know you feel me? help a nigga out bRaH
I think I'm going slightly insane at this point alright guys so all sevens. Just like that the seven is a very holy number guys
It's busy guys it's (wot?) like the heck. How is Jesus too busy for us ..I DONT KNOWWWW
Is it supposed to be busy? I just figured this number wouldn't work guys
Yeah
You would think that if Jesus christ this fucking number was just out there
You would be pretty busy all the time because this nigga probably gets a lot of phone calls imagine
How many Christians are praying around the world right now?
You know when something bad happens with a certain person a lot of people might say to him that I'm praying for you
And I'm praying that you get better well now. It's different. It's like everybody
I just called up jesus on facetime and told them I get this nigga get this nigga better life ya feel me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WA-
Is that Jesus?
Know like oh, there's no way. No way. No way. That's Jesus. I
xd
Cannot believe wht im fucking seeing ok? they literally just called a random ass fucking friend
Who has a beard has-long-happens to have long hair and like yeah, my nigga
Can you pretend to be jesus real quick? That's no way. There's no way. That's Jesus
Yo, let me see your scars if that's jesus. Let me see your scars
No
Holy shit, it is Jesus what no?
Jesus I'm sorry. I'm sorry for doubting you. She even got like the shield he's tearing he's even God
He sprayed some ketchup on his head. So looks like they've been nails. I've been hit into his hands and he's been crucified
legit stuff right here everybody
This is Jesus if anybody was ever wondering if the image of Jesus in
Pop Culture was never really relevant to what the actually looks like there guys can check out
This is Jesus my nigga life two parts alive in Serbia and Jesus is chilling with them and smoking weed
do u have wotah on yo desk mah children
Yes, I do why?
it is my blood (tf?)
you may not drink it (bitch fite me) it was meant for u (wth)
Lord
We thank you...HOLY SHIT *something*, IT TURNED TO WINE. What the hell ? (there is no such thing as editing this is 100% tru) YO
when did that happen .YOOOOOOOOO
Jesus thank you, my lord. Holy shit. to prove that is the real jesus he just turned some water into wine
Great. I guess this is the time when you can actually say Jesus fuckin Christ and mean it
I mean, they literally gonna win with this shit. This is this is this is straight-up. Next-level YouTube content
What's the next in their book? They're gonna call us fucking uhhh the prophet muhammad. They're gonna call
God himself bearded man with a huge beard in a row are they going to call out fucking?
Moses, or Noah. I mean, what the fuck
Where do we draw the line here, okay?
Now my opinion one of the greatest thing on this video is the comments because the comments are it
its-its-its-its
Fucked It's fucked one like =Jesus will heal your forever, and he will keep you safe. God bless
You leave a like if you want to go to heaven and love jesus and God so guys if you have left to like on
This comment right here there you go guys a lot of people are wondering
Nowadays where they're going to go to heaven or hell, when they die spoiler alert
You're not going fucking anywhere if you guys want to go and heaven and meet all the cool ass niggas that lived on this earth
Go ahead and smash the like button on this comment and then you will go to heaven..you got your place in
i love jesus but so sad he died
Doggy plays I love jesus and God's and I trust in them everyone likes my comment for Jesus
Jesus is the man
I mean what the fuck is this comment section okay? Since when did this comment section turn into a church gathering okay?
I feel like I'm in a I'm in my God church right now
Okay, exactly the one Jake Paul was talking about I'm in it the God church. It's here. It's this video
I need you to kill me please heal me Lord
Please I beg you
you will now be healed my SON
I'm healed my Lord-lord. Thank you. Thank you lord. Joe-am i healed guys? is it gone?
(gasp)
OMG ITS GONE ITS GOOONE
Thank you. Oh my God, so worried. I was going to have such a big scar let me see this one
No, I like
SO GUYS you know that this video is super realistic
So if any of you guys have ever have health problems just hit up
Seven Seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven and get all your shit fixed, okay?
why doesn't everybody know this this is the craziest life hack ever you know walter white from breaking bad how he created a
Drug Empire in order to cure his cancer that nigga is dumb ass fuck
You could have just called up jesus and face them and got your shit fixed hehe no guys
I don't fucking know how how she got the idea is to make this fucking video calling Jesus on facetime
seriously like I'm thinking about what now and I'm actually thinking that if he actually like if the
actually Christian because if he is if he genuinely actually believes in God
even Jesus in here
You know prays and if he's actually religious and devout to this shit like if he actually believes in this and then does this video
It's gonna fucked up. It is kind of fucked up. You know
I'm not saying that isn't like a sin or whatever okay because I really care
but if the fact is that he has his friends pretend to be Jesus fucking Christ and
Pretend like Jesus Christ killed them and he *unaudiable* to Jesus
I mean if I was jesus, and I saw this shit
I sent this nigga to hell because this video is fucking cancer like this nigga needs Jesus ok straight-up
this nigga right here
He is Jesus I guess that is pretty much going to do it for today's video
If you guys enjoyed this video please make sure
to smack that fucking like button and once again guys
if you're religious
If you smash that like on this video all only a one-time offer right now if you smash the motherfucking like on this
Video right now you will get great fortune, and you will get blessed by Jesus himself
And you can smash the like you're going to heaven mah nigga
You are..so if you don't want to burn in hell for the rest of eternity
For thousands of years in a few in depths of fire and then smash them up fucking like on this video
And I will see you guys in the next one
PEACEEEEEEEEEEE